I post here on occasion, basically due to the fact IAM is a 'gated' community. And most of my posts here are bitches or gripes that I really don't need 'the other' people seeing. It's a place for me to vent, I guess...
and that's a damn good thing. Although, of course, the only way to get to Frankie was to go through me.. or into me, that is.
I went into the hospital at 10 am and funnily enough ran into Tricky. They brought me back in fairly quickly.. I think I was only waiting for maybe 20 minutes.
Once back in I had to strip down and sit in a bed and wait. I spent most of the time surfing around on my phone.. but a lot of sites that I normally visit were blocked.
The nurse that came into do my IV failed her two attempts. She tried once in my arm and then in my hand. My hand took a pretty good beating from it. She finally conceded and located another nurse to do it. It took the second nurse a bit of manuervering around, but she was finally able to place the IV
then I waited some more... they told me my Dr. was running late.. I was soooo hungry since I hadn't had anything since 11pm the previous night, but what I really wanted was a cup of coffee.
Once the Dr. arrived things moved along pretty quickly. I asked him why I had to remove my PA -- he explained about the possibility of grounding electricity and damage to my dick.. and I was like.. NO PROBLEM, it comes out!. I had a plastic retainer in my lip, and surprisingly the anesthesiologist said he didn't have a problem with it's location.. so I was able to leave that one in. The Dr. marked which side they were operating.. and they rolled me out.
I remember the anesthesiologist asking me questions about my tattoos.. and the next thing I remember was people trying to wake me up.
I didn't feel all that groggy when I first woke up. In fact.. I felt quite loopy. They gave me my bag right away (or I asked for it.. don't 'member) and I grabbed my phone, my spreaders and my jewelry and proceeded to put my PA in -- right there. ha! I told the nurse I had to pee and she gave me this little bucket urinal. *shrug* oh well... I put my wang in the opening and started.. HOLY SHIT. it burned it burned it burned!! - I let out a few profanities, and asked if it should burn when I piss. She replied yes, because of the cathedar. WTF.. don't they put lubrication on those fuckers? Holy shit.. it /still/ hurts to pee.
well that is pretty much the gist of it.. I'm back at the Dr's. tomorrow to get a vasectomy done... figured I might as well get it all knocked out at once. I tried to get it done while I was having the hernia surgery... but /that/ Dr. didn't do em.. oh well..
I found out Friday that I have a hernia. Guess what expired Friday? That's right... my insurance.. I signed up for BCBS, but have a 15 day wait... in the meantime I am treating it with duct tape and an ACE bandage :(
